Bro, I totally spotted your 2000th pageview. Aww yissssss.
Also, happy birthday just a bit early!
I suck at gift giving (in the physical world as much as any), so I thought I'd just like... Tell you that you're a great person and everything. I'm really glad to be friends with you! Seriously. I know we don't have the exact same opinions on everything, but that's half the fun, isn't it? To me, you're just proof of how awesome you are. Which maybe doesn't make any sense, but thar be sense in the nonsensical. Aarrg.
Anyway, continue on with your epic-ness, and may the American spirit of America the most awesome country in the history of ever live on strong for all of eternity, because there has never been a more powerful nation and I think we are pretty spiffy.
<3